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Bob Hope is God
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Is pop culture nothing more than a self-referential circle jerk eating its own tail?

That time is rapidly approaching a middle.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

DE NIRO: Can you drop everything when you see the heat around the corner?
MCCARTHY [farting]: Did you hear that? [shits her pants, falls off the chair] Bwahhhh!!!

"If I had a dollar every time my mother said 'Get out of the basement and get a job', I could afford to move out of the basement!"
— Donald Trump, waiting for his dad to die.

Mitt Romney hates Sesame Street, so I think we're even.

I imagine yourfaveisproblematic accuses Curious George of cultural imperialism or some PC horse-shit.

A supergroup in Hell or Trump's musical choice for his Inauguration Ball/Reality Show/Blood Orgy?

The Madness of Curious George.

Will Bradley Cooper show his thigh gap?

Wasn't De Niro in The Heat with Melissa McCarthy, directed by Michael Mann?

O. Vey!

Can Julianne Moore do that broad Bahstin accent she had in 30 Rock?

Yep, this is much more needed than rebuilding an infrastructure after a tsunami and nuclear disaster.

You're quite the Chuck Tingle.

Can't talk, clickbaitin'.

I loved her in Mad Men!

I bet he drives a Lincoln too.

With this mem-making site have blackjack and hookers?