Adorable white people and cocaine: the book.

The only thing criminal is Fiona Apple not eating.

Calling things rad? Is that a thing now too?

For their double-live album called "Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape"?

**R. Kelly angrily pees Xanderpuss's home address**

"She's "street," right guys?" — One coke-addled NBC exec to another.

She's also a BJ.

Unless you're talking about his net worth.

The boorish cartoon character or the professional wrestler?

So he just says "Yeah … uh huh," over and over on tracks he stole?

Where in the world is Carmen Esposito?

Seems more Elmore Leonard than Edward Bunker, but hey, whatevs.

Aren't white people adorable?

Yes.

But do those sea of trees become oak barrels for the Wild Turkey to age in?

But how does BEE compare to DFW? YMMV, YOLO.

Like the animated movie Jerry Seinfeld made?

Bright Lights, Big City, No Fucks Given

He wears a Chewbacca mask the whole time?

Do you think anyone will bother to see it?