In Star Wars, space is filled with midichlorians and outdated racial stereotypes tarted up as alien races.

"Scientifically accurate, but also boring as hell." Any time Neil DeGrasse Tyson opens his mouth.

"I'll fuck everything that moves! Mommy!"
**Chewbacca noises**

Remember when Read This was its own feature and not part of the hydra-like infestation known as Great Job, Internet!?

Was it playing R. Kelly?

**touches button to Leslie Jones App**
"Aww hell naww."

Well, she is African-American and therefore "street." Those Hollywood execs sure know a lot of things about empowerment and representation issues in pop culture.

I keep asking myself those same questions.

What does the John Rocker version look like?

Today in Duh!

This Blue Velvet remake is bizarre.

Dick jokes? You offend me, sir.

Lil Bow Wow who became Bow Wow then became Bow Wow in a White Wine Sauce until deciding to become The Artist Formerly Known as Bow Wow. Until finally, he changed his name to Lil Wayne.

That also works as a Trump joke.

That's what Creationists need, a rockin' band full of chimps. Ken Ham won't even have to wear a costume.

You dated Ivanka Trump? No wait, she's not made out of felt, only her brain is made of felt.

I even brought my brick wall background. Do you want bouncy bass stings? I can get you those too. I know a guy.

I thought that was the US House of Representatives?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was filmed in Arkham Asylum.

To be fair, I couldn't tell the difference anyway. They both sucked.