I thought they opened for Sha-na-na at Woodstock in 1969?

Hopefully with beefed up security measures.

No true, but you are a little pompatus.

Jack Nicholson was also a great Joker.

No Shit, Internet!

Even Snoop Dogg has better business sense than Trump.

Trump supporters talk like this … Hillary supporters talk like this.

The Stig is the only presenter with any sense of personal dignity.

Except Martha has actually done jail time.

Because that video was an animation done in crayon.

Donald Trump will make Iran great again!

I remember vaguely enjoying The Fountainhead. Although Atlas Shrugged is a literary shart harpoon. Rand is a terrible writer and Stalin is a terrible dictator for not capturing her and working her to death in a gulag.

How many arms does this company?

Aren't your ties made in Iran, Mr. Trump?

So no chance of getting Nuclear Facilities Inspector Pokemon?

Luckily the House of Lords is still taxpayer-funded. How else will the 9th Baronet of Darbeyshire-on-Tewkes expect to pay for his prostitute-and-caviar sponge baths?

Doesn't Doctor Who merchandise make up for the shortfall?

In this episode, James does something silly, Richard is short, and Jeremy Clarkson is a racist, sexist, homophobic, climate-change-denying Conservative yobbo.

Yeah, I agree. BBC America needs to replay those classic episodes of Nigel Duffins, Quantity Surveyor.

Not counting the one behind the wheel.