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Bob Hope is God
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Wasn't that the original title for "No Quarter," by Led Zeppelin?

He's the People's Poet! Fascist pig!

"Oh, heavy, man. I was making lentil soup." — Neil, hippy bastard

British
Buggering
C—-ts

Is that why Mr. Snooper died on Sesame Street?

What's the exchange rate of the Pound to the Quisling?

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNLESS YOU EAT YOUR MEAT!!!
- Trump

I wonder if the US could do this, except for guns?

That's not untrue.

I have an opinion than masturbating is a more productive endeavor than watching Suicide Squad.

But people with more disposable income are our moral and intellectual betters! Don't you read Ayn Rand?

More than BvS? That's unpossible!

Prince is dead too.

Suicide Squad seems like such a Hot Topic these days.

The wine favored by Handsome Pete!

All you need to do is declare bankruptcy three more times to be as awesome as Donald Trump!

Can you write me a feature article, but focus on the Dickensian aspect?

Facebook is a stupidity aggregator.

I just read Weekly World News online, like my other intellectually discerning Trump's supporters. Who knew Batboy was a secret Muslim?
**The More You Know animation**

"Print is dead."