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There has been so much awfulness about the Mario Movie that I've read about since its release that it makes me wonder why there isn't a book or a documentary about its production. I can give it a title: "Your Princess is in another Castle: The Super Mario Brothers Movie Story"

Can we throw in a great recommendation for animation with Tex Avery's "Droopy" Collection? I bought the DVD collection years ago, it was something I grew up with. It sort of works with your Warner Brothers recommendation. That stuff is just fun to watch.

And give it a week, when Lionel Richie, Adele and Neil Diamond realize they can't reach each other and have to leave a message and they sing E.L.O.'s "Telephone Line".

He was actually in Idaho about a month ago, and I had financial woes kill any chance to be able to go see him, otherwise I would have been there. As a fan since I was 6, Weird Al is just awesome, and I wish only the best for him!

It's called a Grocery store, ya Douchebags!

I would agree, I think Crichton's books are largely unfilmable, with Jurassic Park 1 and Congo notwithstanding.

The Willow video Game was a Legend of Zelda top down game with really good music (but the loop was a bit annoying), but it was otherwise a pretty cool game. I really want to play it again…

Kratos is Black with White Ash in God of War 1 during the flashback cutscenes, his voice is performed by T.C. Carson (A Black Man), and Djimon Hounsou is a Dead Ringer for Kratos. I literally cannot picture anyone else playing him in a movie except Hounsou.

Now that I'm thinking about it, if they can get the idea off the ground of making Sony games into movies, can we get a "Playstation All Stars Battle Royale" movie, just to see Pratt and Hmonsou go up against Melissa McCarthy as Fat Princess and Sid Haig as Sweet Tooth?

I know, I confused Dinosaur Poochy with a Generic One, go figure.

Please tell me you are joking… I like Chris Pratt okay, but He's no Kratos, he's a Nathan Drake, at least!

Last Dinosaur and Inside Out, Brah.
EDIT: The Good Dinosaur, not the last Dinosaur, I was thinking of a shitty Cartoon Show.

I don't know how to feel about Sony games being turned into movies, not when God of War starring Djimon Hmonsou is just waiting to be made and no one is working on it!

Calvin Klein?

For my money, Chocolate Mousse throwing a German soldier off a guard tower and the man shattering when he hits the ground below is my all time favorite gag in any movie.

Fun fact: The length of that entire scene runs exactly 1:31, which is the same forwards as it is back. I love Top Secret!

The most confusing reference wouldn't have even applied to me (as a male), but was simultaneously just as bizarre, when Nick and Hillary's Scientist father are discovered by the Nazis, Dr. Flammond makes a remark about how if they find you, you'll be as useless as "A truck full of dead rats in a tampon factory", I

This is Not Mel Torme.

I loved (still love) Brutal Legend. I think maybe it was because I was tipped off that it was an RTS before I started playing it (and FYI, I can't play RTS, I just can't focus on the Real Time Aspects), but that didn't stop me from playing it twice, and one of those two times on the Brutal Difficulty (which is

"I've got a song about an Octopus!"