"A Soft Spot for Grandma's Boy" is how most people feel about that movie, I think. We all know it is bad, but it's enjoyable so.

The hayseed saying"Okay, Then" and nearly every character saying that has become part of the lexicon of my family's household, more so than "Alrighty Then!" from Ace Ventura.

You sir, have truly gained my respect. When you die, may I please be allowed to spread your ashes in the wind and accidentally onto The Dude's Face?

John Goodman is gold in that entire movie (The Man's a national treasure, period), but him screaming at the top of his lungs, "GOD-DAMMIT! You NEVER leave a man behind!" in Raising Arizona has made me laugh every time.

I had a job as a janitor where I worked under a Superintendent for the school. Needless to say, "Super Nintendo Sulley" became his new name. I also called him that once accidentally and he got a laugh out of it.

The Hot Rod scene just reminds of the scene in "Black Sheep" where Chris Farley does basically the same thing, but he grabs onto a baby tree and pleads the tree to hold its roots. It's how thankful he sounds for that tree that is so funny, but the rule of comedy is that it only holds for so long, and then I die…

You want to be depressed for that cat? Go to youtube and watch the Mary Tyler Moore cat bumper for St. Elsewhere's final episode… That's some dark shit…

I actually have Logophobia, which is apparently, a name applied to the legitimate fear of the Vanity Plates at the end of a show… I'm really cautious about them, even Gracie Films has the ability to scare the hell out of me some days, and I'm not just talking about the Treehouse of Horror episodes.

If it's a death, Dogs usually do it to me, but if you want to talk about Animals in Peril scenes, I can't do Harry and the Hendersons for many reasons (mostly because it makes me cry with no effort) but because of the terrier Little Bob nearly being harmed by the hunter Lafleur (Played by Poirot himself, David…

Can you name anything in Elm Street 5 worth remembering in comparison to the curveball of the series that is Elm Street 2?

I give credit where credit it due, Elm Street 3 was a movie directed by first timer Chuck Russell, who probably used his acclaim to direct the remake of the Blob and later The Mask with Jim Carrey and he did okay, though I will agree that Elm Street 3 is not as good, but it's still in my top three as far as favorites…

The whole subject matter of childbirth and abortion and the like isn't itself bad, I won't deny that, but the writing of the other characters and the death scenes are just awful, the ideas are interesting, but the movie is not good, and speaking from my personal views on the series as a fan, I liked Elm Street 5 less…

There has been subtext in horror movies, but how many horror movies besides The Babadook or It Follows can you name in recent years that had actual subtext instead of just being a horror movie first? I'm not saying horror movies lack subtext, I'm just saying that in recent years, Horror movies seem to have forgotten…

Hey now, you're an All Star
Not gonna a-mount
to Jack Squat!

PewDiePie starring in adaptation of Asteroids is Officially my version of the 9th circle of hell.

%$%&%@%&#!

Doesn't Q*Bert piss himself, though? That's not too much of a difference from a fart joke, different hole, certainly, but not much of a difference.

*Cut to a scene of a teenage girl, blowing steam of a cup, she takes a drink*
"This is some damn fine cup of coffee!"

An ideal scary Elm Street movie should be one rooted in German Expressionism akin to Nosferatu with actual dream psychology that's not just "Teenage Wet Dream" over and over again with absolutely no CGI barring some minor technical exceptions. Bringing CGI into the Elm Street franchise was the worst thing you could…

It was misguided but I still think Elm Street 2 is actually scarier than or as scary as the first, and it was the last script that actually had this rare thing in scary movies called "Subtext" instead of just being a lone slasher movie, it's just that the writer wrote the homoerotic aspects to be more condemning than…