If Peter Jackson had been allowed to make his Elm Street Sequel, The Dream Lover, we probably would have ended up with something similar to that in plot.

You are talking Oscar caliber writing during the ritual circle jerking scene on Elm Street.

If he had of directed E.L.A.I.C, I might have not hated that movie as much.

This is actually showing up at the discount cinema in town, which makes me a little sad, yet the article mentioning the Weinsteins sneaking it onto cinema screens seems totally appropriate.

You don't remember such classics as, "Red means STOP!" as he smashes the front end of that car from hitting Agent Myers? No? I love quoting that line!

He gives them advice while making odd hand gestures that he later puts in trailers for movies.

It's a fairly popular opinion that A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge is an awful movie. I actually think it's almost better than the first Elm Street, and compared to the remake or the later sequels, I think it has more darkness and certainly a scarier Freddy. The gay panic of the 80s aside, It makes more…

This fall Oscar Season, Flag on the Moon is Rash Ass-oman.

Every day, I think to myself that I might make movies, and then I read this article is about a kid who has different powers based on the T shirt he ends up wearing and suddenly, these original ideas seem crushed…

I would like to take a moment to just say that "A View to a Kill" by Duran Duran is actually a badass theme to a movie where Christopher Walken plays a villain, if that weren't badass enough.

I would agree with you, but I need something to fulfill my Cary Fukunaga fix since we lost him as the director of "Stephen King's 'IT'".

"From the Hopeful director of "Stephen King's 'IT' would have just made me cry more than the movie might end up making me do.

I'm glad I took a moment to take the director's name apart, I thought it was Neil Jordan, and I got excited for a moment there, now I'm full of disappointment tinged with mild excitement.

The thing is, He wanted to do a dramatic role at some point, and this might have been the most mature role he had ever played just because Shrek's life and ideas kind of mirror Chris's similar lifestyle: He made a facade but was never really understood, the only difference was that Farley was loved based off a facade,…

It was a Three way! An ALL PAINTER THREE WAY, MAN!

Spaceship!

I didn't really grow up with Christmas Vacation and yet I watched it in full two years ago and I found it to be cute. It has it's heart in a better place then all the others, and Clark not getting his raise is heartbreaking because it's something we can all relate to. I cannot relate to anything that happens in…

"But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I, I, I..I…I..I…I just can't…"

I must fight you when I am stronger…. See you later, Sally…

Put that on a double bill of with Sorority Boys II and I'll definitely wait for that to come on Comedy Central and then never watch it.