Ahhhh…. Chicken go "Cluck-Cluck", Cow go "Moo", Gonna be an Animal just like you.
Lemurs go "Sniff, Sniff", Ostrich go "Baa", Koalas go, "Tch, Tch, Tch, Tch"…

Don't. He'll kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be like a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick… *snorting coughs*

"Of Course you don't; I'm speaking in Riddles. That's kind of the point, like a clue that will later make you go, "Oh THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT, STARS ABOVE!"

GO GET SOME SNACKS! PERHAPS A CARBONATED SO-DA!

Which is a new word: Cartilageous (Which is actually a misspelling of Cartilaginous) or Snik (Which is almost the sound Wolverine's Claws make as in the X-Men comics and is actually missing a letter "t" to be complete)?

I've come to kick ass!

Ness used PSI *Gopher-chucks*

If you need extra levels, get to the second floor and jump on the Baby Polar Bear something like 10 times to get 10 extra lives. If you have having a bit of a challenge getting through the levels, you might end up needing them.

I have it and the director's cut staring at me on my Netflix Queue. I have no problem having my mind fucked with by fictional movies or at worst, movies based off of real events that have actual dramatization (The Snowtown Murders and maybe Grave of the Fireflies is the closest to defeated I've been by movies, both of…

We used to do movie nights like that, some, like this one worked out well, but my dad and I had one where we watched "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" and the remake of "3:10 to Yuma", but we watched 3:10 first, then Assassination and that bombed. I think we both thought they were going to…

Funnily enough, at the time I watched that movie, I lived in a small town in Montana that actually shunned homosexuality. No joke, there was one (openly) gay boy in my high school I was friends with, and that was about it, and I remember mentioning that I saw Philadelphia to people, and perhaps it could be that it was…

I was actually 4 when it came out, I watched it on AMC when I was about 16 (I'm 25 as of this writing). I just felt like the old men in the movie were too slimy and the family was incredibly acceptinge, which I thought was a welcome change of pace, but the villains were the only part that felt strange to me. It's not…

I remember watching Captain Phillips and All is Lost with my parents for our movie night. I think the general consensus was that both were 9/10 from me and "That was really good" from the folks.

SPOILERS FOR TAKING LIVES, but honestly, who gives a shit:
I actually watched this late 2014 so it is fresh in my mind of movies where I literally shouted, "Bull-Fucking-Shit!" at the television, but she's wearing the pregnant belly because she slept with the antagonist, she's been kicked off the police force and it's…

Tom Hanks is very good in Philadelphia, but the lizard people playing the homophobic old men in the movie… They could have dialed it back a little bit, but the movie is still good.

In Other news, where the hell is my request for Terry Gilliam's "Joust" starring Christoph Waltz as the Ostrich? Or the Knight?

"They sent a mercenary with a Chainsaw arm? Aw, Game over, man! Game over!"
"Listen, you've only got two things on this ship: Jack and Shit— and Jack just left town."

I'm sorry, I don't speak *Monkey*!

I really want to see this preview with "When you play the Violin" from the Tragic Treasury or any song from the Gothic Archies. I really hope they get Stephin Merritt as a composer or get the rights to their Tragic Treasury album for the books in the show. I said it before on this site and I'll say it again, I'll give…

I had my qualms about the preview when I watched it another 3 or 4 [dozen] times between last night and this morning. The sound quality on the Dresden Dolls song is suspiciously bad for one, bad as in, "It sounds like someone did a poor audio rip on it, not that it sounds like it's playing on a Victrola or that it's a…