It's better than being reminded of Jim Carrey and his talking ass, I suppose.

So in all seriousness, The Wizard was the 80s equivalent of Caligula in terms of another company performing a hackjob on another director's work.

Let's make the molestation stuff really creepy: The guy who played Lucas in this movie, Jackey Vinson, is a convicted Child Molester. Once you put that, the "Power Glove" line and the "He touched my breast!" in association with all of that, it's one of the more unpleasant thoughts to have with this movie.

The gadgets are fine for the most part as most of them aren't changed too much, it just feels like they are trying to cram more fight moves on the controller, which isn't too bad, it just feels so crowded, at least it felt that way to me.

It doesn't feel like it has a lot of impact when Batman is throwing those rapid punches at people's chests. It feels like Batman intermittently turned into the main character from The Raid for those fight scenes.

This article is actually every issue I have with Arkham City and more. Arkham Asylum not only feels more controlled for one, but it also has, personally, a better fighting system. I remember playing City and I felt that the fight system, while it was more fluid and it gave several amazing ways to kick ass, it felt a…

No, but it does have a lord Moldy-butt, whose very mention of his name causes things to….break.

I won't argue that.

Punch-Drunk Love is, by all accounts, an Adam Sandler movie. It has all the hallmarks of an Adam Sandler movie: Shameless Product Placement and a cockamamie scheme to get it (except it's actually based on real life), Happy Madison alumni (Robert Smigel is the sister's husband) as well as PTA alumni (Phillip Seymour…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes the Ang Lee Hulk, Everything about it felt so much more inspired for a superhero movie, something that the day and age of samey Superhero movies, That Hulk just feels like a stronger movie. Plus, I don't care how anybody feels about Gamma Dogs or the whole "How does the hulk…

That's why if you watch Dollman, I guarantee you it will be the best movie you'll see in this lifetime or any other, and it'll be better than Man of Steel.

Are you sure it's not your game that's just turned on?

Here we are, Born to be Kings, we're the Spritzers of the Universe!

Lager Battle?

Don't S*hop* me now?

Flagon Attack?

If they called this beer, "Death on Two Legs", It would be the most appropriate song to tie to me after a few brews.

"Are you my mummy? Mummy? Let me in, mummy; I'm scared of the bombs!"

I would avoid his film, "A Case of You", like the plague. He plays the lead, and barring cameos by Sam Rockwell, Brendan Fraser and Peter Dinklage, it's not worth watching.

"I'm just sitting here while my guitar quietly whimpers…" ~ George Harrison.