I never actually listened to this song until after Wall-E came out on DVD, because I remember seeing the movie in the theater, and as soon as the lights came up, I ran to my car and bawled my eyes out. That being said, as soon as I could watch the movie at home, I got to appreciate this wonderful Peter Gabriel song,…

I'm calling it now: It won't die, You'll have to leave the thing trapped in the castle forever. This game won't go Old Yeller, it'll be E.T., except the creature isn't as terrifying.

Are we encouraging the internet to be more internet by putting cats into a video, or is the video actually a "Great Job"?

"I've heard about this before: Kitten Juggling!"

My eyes read "Bradley Whitford" and saw it as "Wilford Brimley" and I started to think this would have been an amazing movie about Diabeetus.

Just going off the front page image, I thought it was a comedy sketch of Bill Murray in a Mad Max Fury Road knockoff.

I just watched it recently myself, and when I saw Damian Chazelle's name, I just about lost my mind (I still need to see Whiplash, mind). Wood's piano playing is what makes the movie exceptional: There are few cuts away during the piano parts. It's fantastic and fun while it's on.

Somehow I get the feeling I need to keep my appointment with the Wicker Man. I couldn't resist it. RIP Christopher Lee, You were too awesome for words, Good sir. May Valhalla grace you and your amazing life.

Growing up, my dad used to let me stay up and watch USA Up All Night, and the two movies I remember seeing that nobody seems to know about were Killer Klowns from Outer Space and House, with William Katt. Going back to those movies now, House is actually brilliant with some creepy moments, and while I have yet to…

I think it is awesome that Ignatiy gave a shout out to Giorgio Moroder's Metropolis. Whether I genuinely enjoy it or not leaves to be desired, but as a proclaimed Metropolis fan, I don't think people acknowledge it enough in any iteration.

If I could Quantum Leap by choice into anywhere in time, It would have to be what you experienced in that Theater in 2002. That sounds amazing.

To get started on those tongue exercises?
To don't do it?

Ignatius Vreilly?

If Abe Vigoda isn't dead after doing Good Burger, he will never die.

She thought the casting director's questions were a touch out of line, especially when she didn't complete the lyrics to the seminal classic "Dance Magic" like David Bowie would.

I feel like seeing her involved with the narrative for Dr. Strange just because there might be the chance she'll interact with Capt. America, and inadvertently suggest that he eat protein blocks.

*Shogunblade slits throat of Lego soldier*
*Choking hazard!*
*Shogunblade headshots Lego Soldier*
*Some Assembly Required!*
Shogunblade headshots Lego Soldier*
*Everything is Awesome!*

Wait, he isn't dead: Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes!

Excuse me, today's what?

After listening to the Disaster Artist (I cannot find a copy of the book anywhere in my town, not even in the library), I'm fascinated and disgusted with Wiseau all at the same time. I think the tenacity he has is amazing, and that spirit to me is kind of admirable, but god, he's so far up his own ass. It makes me…