I appreciated the "Batman Forever" nod, Guybrush, but seriously, what the phoque?

I'm gonna ask the same thing next week when a new Nicholas Cage movie comes out.

"Sup? How's Life? He seems nice."

He's not dead, he's just been asleep for a long time…

"Let's hope There's a Heaven" is the only one I remember from the movie, the rest are brand new to me, and they are excellent. I actually think "You Just Don't Exist" sounds like a decent movie entry out of them all.

The policy now also extends to cover Disney’s Marvel and Lucasfilm properties rated PG-13 and below… Why does this phrase make me long for an "R" Rated Disney film in the future?

I actually liked what I played of Z.O.E., but I haven't put the money down for the HD Collection YET, and I haven't played 2nd Runner except for a demo in 2004. I wouldn't write fanfic because I'm not familiar enough with the history. I was going to make reference to Jehuty, but I didn't know how to apply it to…

I'd rather start work on a Metal Gear Solid 2/Cinderella Fanfic then a Zone of the Enders/Cinderella Fanfic.

Watching Dennis Hopper dry-hump Isabella Rossellini from the inside of a closet is the next best thing, really.

These Puns are coming out of the walls. They're coming out of the Goddamn walls!

Put on 'Candy Colored Clown'. You lucky fuck.

Except Blomkamp hasn't screwed the pooch with plot twists, he's just using South Africa a bit more prominently than most, and his writing isn't the best. M Night Shyamalan =/= Neill Blomkamp

The Alien Puns are reading off the charts on the H.R. Giger scale!

I was going to say the same thing, but to "Yakity Sax", instead.

We're gonna start Alien puns now? Game Over, man! Game Over!

"InAPPropriate Comedy" was the worst thing I ever forced myself to watch on Netflix. The fact it came out the same year as "Movie 43" means "Movie 43" wasn't the worst movie that year. I can find some humor from Hugh Jackman with balls on his neck better than Adrien Brody playing 'Flirty Harry' and Ari Shaffir's…

I see what you mean, and I also agree, 20,000 Leagues and 2001 are technical masterpieces and also very good movies, I can't believe the bar was set so high by FP that it would take getting to Stanley Kubrick's movie to hit a higher watermark.

Smoking oats hot to the touch, Would cool down if you blow on them some, Just warm some oats, the oats really matter to me (too much)

You're out of touch, I'm out of time, but I'm out of my breakfast when you're not around.

I admit this with absolute sincerity, but I never found it the least bit cheesy. I took the adaptation of "The Tempest" seriously, and I thought it was a very good Sci-Fi picture, but cheesy? Hardly. I was actually impressed with the special effects of the Monster of the Id, and I loved it. If someone ever tags it as…