So we're all on the same page that Card is a self-hating closet case right?

Tibetan monk looks like the belle of the ball, while Guy Fierri looks like he should kill himself in public.

That's completely unfair pfive.

That joke is so incredibly brilliant. You don't even get it until you Google "George Maharis" at some point in the future. The show is delivering comedy to you WHILE YOU'RE NOT EVEN WATCHING IT!
It's like they plant a seed in your brain and then it blooms into comedy at some indeterminate point in the future for you. 
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I want to live in those glorious milliseconds after clicking the notification and the page loading. Those milliseconds contain hope, they contain the spark of life.

Pam: "No, no, 'cause the ice melts, and then it's, like, second drink."

Best delivery of a line in the entire series.

Mhmm, I give this one 3.5 O'Neal's out of a possible 10.

Man, Damon Lindelof sure has gone from celebrated darling of the internets during the first few seasons of Lost to completely despised hack hasn't he.

Must have Getaway for ringtone.

Yup, this is the show where Michael spent many episodes trying to sleep with a mentally handicapped woman.

You hate the show enough to rag on it in multiple multiple comments on every article posted but yet you've WATCHED IT TWICE???

God, the point where you don't realize at first that Gob's been talking to Steve the whole time was so brilliant.

Her?

Oh yeah, all the hugging and then covering at the end with "we just met" was so good.

Do not get that joke. Unless it's as simple as calling the Republicans giant trolls.

My favorite joke of the season, maybe the entire Arrested Development series.
Minnelli's delivery of "And not make eye contact, yes!" was absolutely perfect.

Saw the Dead Kennedys last year, singin' those songs.
Minus Jello of course (actually, minus their current singer too, instead it was one of the guys from the opening local band holding lyrics sheets).

Classic! Never change spinachleaf!

Anyone notice Buster drew the land blue and the ocean green on his map?
Thought that was a good callback to the pilot where he has trouble with the map (well obviously this blue part here is the land) while they're trying to escape on the boat.