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"Like how Tom Cruise's cameo in Tropic Thunder—which was pretty great— has to be made into a full length movie, because a lot of people liked it"

Just watched it on Netflix Canada.

It's not running the stage at the Grammys that's pissing people off, that was actually relatively funny, it's the ridiculous post-show justification (video in this very post we're all replying to) where he decides that his friend is the only one making true art and everyone else is undeserving.

No one cares about the grammys, but do you really think Kanye West gets to be ultimate arbiter of who is "true artistry" or not? The color of his skin doesn't change the fact that he's an arrogant baby.

TIMOTHY FOLEY MANSPLAINS EMOTIONAL VULNURABILITY TO TEENAGE GIRLS!

Oh come on, you literally used the phrase "shit you could tell was far too extreme and actually different for any of those fucking companies to promote" to describe your teenage musical tastes. Like you don't expect snark after saying something like that.

Whoa you listened to underground rap and metal bro? That's so fuckin extreme bro. All these losers can take their shitty girl music and shove it!

No it is Rock and Roll Part 2.

You see the kids, they listen to the "EDM" which gives them the brain damage. With their DUB DUB and the WUB WUB, so they don't know what the RAP is ALL ABOUT.

Yeah Complete Control for me for sure. Spanish Bombs next.

God I love Spanish Bombs.

And people complain about George R.R. Martin.

"fan fiction wherein young women write graphic wish-fulfillment stories about having sex with famous men"

"She can't sing"

Well yeah, definitely. I was more referring to best runs of features under the Disney umbrella. Should have specified that.

At risk of discussing further, I agree with that ranking. Except I'd flip 4 and 5.
I think 4 is probably weighed by how great you consider the Incredibles to be. I think it's pretty great, but WALL-E and Toy Story 3 are just so damn classic.

I'm inclined to agree with you about #1. The level of just insane beauty in the art for those first 3 is just…

BEST RUN OF ANIMATED FEATURES?

So I guess this kinda shows that Depp isn't the problem himself, it's that Tim Burton has become an insufferable boring hack.
If the Burton movies were any good in Depp's post-Pirates career then his batting average would be much better.

Hey hey, my my
New Line profits can never die