If they ever met him in real life, most of the women on this site would drop their cottons in a second.

James Franco's my kind of man - the kind of man who masturbates while staring into a mirror.

It's funny because he's a manchild.

Flagged.

And I'll be there, laughing.

She better get her baps out in this one.

That's nothing. Check out my triceps:

You've been targeted for Sluggination.

You've been targeted for Sluggination.

You've been targeted for Sluggination.

You've been targeted for Sluggination.

Shmickity schmackity doo!

Seinfeld.

Tonight's Sunday, so you know what that means - time to bust out the Gary Numan.

Ugh, this the reason why the prequels exist - because of literal-minded idiots like you.

White people are just better at everything.

Don't you point your finger at me, sir.

HA HA! Great one, Pepsi Jr!

Why do lesbians always have to have dyed hair?

#WhitePeopleProblems