Too gay; didn't read.

Bang her. It's the only way.

You've failed.

It's only a matter of time before they do "10 Best Sluggo Accounts."

Your Mom and I had plenty of suck last night, that's for damn sure.

I'm sick of seeing this "Warren Oates" guy everywhere.

I cut your brakes.

"The snapping of fingers to a hooky tune is as old as fingers and tunes"

Check out my abs:

The other day I was jamming to Oh, No It's Devo.