Charlie Sheen
IS LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM.

fart
England's Best Dancers

Just imagine if all album covers were scratch and sniff.

cocks pistol
puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger

I don't care for olives.

This might be the first
post to not give a shit about this.

Childhood Holiday Horror
When I was in 1st grade, we did a gift exchange at my lovely Catholic grade school. The kid that had my name gave me a Missle Command record that you were supposed to listen to while playing Missle Command.

Tonight, on a very special "BITCH IN MANHATTAN"
The party girl roommate has an 8-way.

Yes officer…No officer
It looks like Bond is getting pulled over after a night out at Dave and Buster's

I'm a star!
Somebody bring me some HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

My groin
Seems to be petrified.

HEY KIDS RUB YOUR BALLS
SO YOU DON'T GET CANCER

No.

My older sister was huge into Tori Amos…and I hated her for it. I used to get so pissed when she would listen to that shit. I wanted to listen to Pennywise goddamnit!!!!!

Mayostard
MustonNaise

St. God has apparently been given a handie by a homeless man.

OF COURSE I WOULD.

no way
would i risk trouble in prison for a damn hand job.

I can't see youtube at work, but all I think of is some movie they were in where they had some chant:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I hated this movie.