Another brat tip: Never give a brat to a FIB.

Are you implying the murder weapon was a tennis racquet?

"A Christmas Story" is the greatest movie ever made and if you disagree I hate you.

Cult Leader and Black Breath's new LP. Both guaranteed to make you want to get buzzed and fuck shit up.

The new Christmas jam of the now and forever is Kelly Clarkson's "Underneath the Tree." CRANK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cult Leader!

Mclusky was so damn great.

I used to play this game in my grandparent's dark basement. It was terrifying. Every time I opened a cabin door I did it with one eye closed.

Definitely NOT Mouser from Super Mario Bros. 2!

This is a really great pop album.

In "The Kentucky Fried Movie," during the "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble" trailer, the voiceover guy says "BEYOOOOND PERVERSION" and a topless girl hits a horse in the ass with a pie.

I love the movie, but man did I think this series was stupid…and not in a good way. Very few laughs from me. I think the best part of the series was a brief shot of Gene rolling dough.

Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb.

Hey nerds, stop over thinking Revenge of the Nerds.

Zero nominations for The Bronx IV?!

This is my favorite album of the year thus far.  "Donny's Woods" is my song of choice.

YES to Erik Adams.

Are you Polish?

I grew up in a small Wisconsin town without MTV or alternative radio.  I ordered a lot of cds from Columbia House based on their tiny description or how the artwork looked.  Manic Compression was one of those cds.  I still remember popping that baby in the Sanyo boombox and listening for the first time.

Fine I'll say it…