B-
Based completely on the "Is he like that? You know…is he like that?"

Disco Duck

As cancerAIDS!

Two years ago my friend broke his leg at Lollapalooza.

For the love of shit
If I hear Been Caught Stealin' one more time I'm going to do something drastic.

Huey Lewis…
IS FUCKING PISSED!!

TAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY INA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN

Your nards and my cat have something in common.

FINALLY Val Kilmer's Famous Butter Crunch is available to the general candy consuming public!

It's quite clear
That the $500,000 that was supposed to go to Uncle Sam instead went to Charleston Chews and Pizzeria Pretzel Combos.

I am a resident
of Sklarbro Country.

Costarring Paula Cole's Hairy Pits

I'm confused
I thought she was still boning Pacey.

I've never seen it…
…and it has a monthly showing 2 blocks from my apartment.

I'm sad I just heard
Leatherface - "Mush"

goddamn
she is hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

The girl on the left only has half a nipple.

But…
How will it rate on the Clydesdale Scale?

I remember getting a free copy of Dragon Warrior with my subscription to Nintendo Power as a kid. I've never played a more infuriating game in my life. I quickly realized RPGs weren't for me and went back to padding my stats in Tecmo.

Call Me
Happy that Call Me Lightning made this list.