"all while pointless graphics and background video swirl around."

No, but it is obligatory by now. Someone, somewhere must post the "Who?". Thanks for taking the fall. Oh hey - double post too! That's extra lucky.

Pffft. No good. Your jailbait probably already has a fake ID to get booze.

Don't forget his silence on Haiti. And Firefly.

Oh! And: "The animation was overly fancy"

Plus, that episode wasn't terrible. It had lots of great jokes and lines. Barney's film (actually all the films), Senior Speilbergo, football in the groin, "on top of pile of money with many beautiful ladies", etc, etc.

"I'm the goddamn Pooh Bear!"

I would very much love to see Paul Simms come roaring back. I hope his new show is a success but I have to be honest - the premise doesn't fill me with hope. Still, I wasn't expecting much out of Newsradio either when I first starting watching it (I only Netflixed it because of Phil Hartman) and I ended up enjoying it…

Was the dog walking away from a man trying to bite him?

Carol Lay
She did a great weekly comic called "Story Minute" which eventually morphed into the distinctly less imaginative "Way Lay" which then just sort of petered out into nothingness. I always loved "Story Minute" and her longer stories from her book collections. I'd love to see her do more graphic novel type work.

"At least that's the story that I just made up. I don't know how true it is."

Not to mention a Twitter account and Facebook page. He could've had his own "Save Job" blog going.

Another vote for the Simpsons/Futurama commentaries.

"Imagine this paragraph as read by Werner Herzog."

The Seven Habits of Seriously Psychotic People

And shopping. Always shopping.

Do you really need a reason why? Lose yourself in the moment man!

It'll happen. You know we're getting closer and closer to a real "Planet of the Apes" musical. It's only a matter of time and desperation. And you know it's not going to be anywhere near as awesome as the definitive Troy McClure production.

Poor FUCK seems to be upset about a lot of things.

Here we go: