"Coraline is worth $14 twice over. Trust me."

"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" - a harrowing look ahead to where we are now.

100th comment here. I'm guessing I don't qualify for the tiara and roses but it'd be nice to have a sash. Or beer. I'd settle for beer.

It's ok Hoodwink. We all know you're one of the good ones.

Nothing beats a good slitherlink puzzle.

That was Tracy Morgan.

"I guess my question is if it's the self-referentiality that's particularly irritating ("Hey look, we're doing a product placement!) or if it's the idea of product placement in general that's irritating."

@Logoboros: "So what is a funny way to draw someone's attention to a product without criticizing it in any way?"

Thank you! My feelings exactly. I really enjoy 30 Rock but I get tired of the wink-wink product placement crap. There's nothing particularly clever or funny about drawing attention to a product in a self-referential ham-fisted way.

C:DOSRUN

@Clueless Neophyte: I haven't seen a wide variety of Fallon material (and I've never seen his Weekend Update stuff from SNL) so admittedly I'm basing my opinion on a limited sample but here's why I dislike him: he's not that funny and he can't keep a fucking straight face. I rented a couple of SNL "best of" DVDs (not…

Just what are you trying to say Perfunctory?

I was rather shocked and surprised that "Night At the Museum" beat out Zombie Jane Austen on the tolerability scale. Seems wrong somehow.

Hmmmm. From Amazon:

Don't forget Voodoo Doughnut.

Affordable luxury is:

"Actually, since each individually is a DD that would be DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDs."

Oh they exist alright. They're a California chain but I think they have a few locations in other states: http://www.in-n-out.com/loc…

Plus you should really save your money for the Michael-Jackson-as-Neverland-King portrait. Classical works like that are bound to get you a nice return on your investment.

Fireproof 2: So Very Tired