It's exactly as funny as every other firstie and firstie related joke/meme.

Can't go wrong with In-n-Out. Even though I think they're run by some Southern California Christian wacks themselves. Still…animal style fries! Yum!

Beware! We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.

"What the fuck is the internet?"

That'll be a bit of a challenge for Andy.

Not much of a party town though.

Mmmm…extended character sets…. *drool*

chicken?

Another version of the transcript with some more photos:

@Jorge: Too fuzzy for my tastes. Puppet flesh tends to overpower the other more subtle flavors.

I promise I won't tell anyone.

Simple orange
The best Japanese KitKat I've ever had was the one with orange on the inside and regular chocolate on the outside. I wish to god they sold it here in the US. I had it the first time I visited Japan but couldn't find it again the next time I went.

Why does Mr. Belvedere hate America?

That's what we need around here. A good ol' fashioned beet off!

It's ok if you're into the rustic look but I really prefer the simple elegance of teak.

Donnie Does Dallas

I enjoyed Chicken Run but Were-Rabbit was much, much better. Of course the absolute best Wallace and Gromit will always be "The Wrong Trousers".

Also recommended for the wee ones: "Watership Down". Bunny warfare, bunny massacre, bunny blood everywhere. It's all good.

After all, what can you expect from a wife-beating drunk?

Wish it wasn't so damn collectible. $60 seems to be the lowest going price. Rats. Maybe the library has it.