It's not like any critic is a virgin, here.

Hey, Sean. I hate how much I like your writing. Thanks.

I haven't seen it since a sneak preview in theaters back in the day. Guess I'm due for a rewatch.

Being a little kid when this show aired, the only thing I remember about the series was an episode where somebody stabbed somebody else with a screwdriver. That blew my tiny mind, the idea that someone could penetrate the skin of another person using only a flathead. My world changed forever, making that A Very…

They didn't, really. It was all a plant-induced hallucination.

We were winning. We had momentum.

Tune in! It's gonna be the shitstorm of the century…

Die Hard was a genre-changer. Die Hard 2 was okay/terrible. Die Hard 3 had Jeremy Irons and Sam Jackson, so it gets a pass. Die Hard 4 was pointless, even though it had Bullock in it. What can Die Hard 5 really bring to the table? I realize the studios are not out to change the world, but can't they leave some of the…

No one was saying Avatars do not screw up. I'm saying that if Kiyoshi was unaware of world events, she would necessarily have been a less-than-effective Avatar, as they are supposed to facilitate a balance of the world powers.

That would have made her a pretty lousy Avatar, given the job description.

She stole my heart and my cat.

They got six detectives working the case. They got 'em working in shifts.

[reads article, chuckles softly, nods in approval]

Keep all the salacious twists and turns. They are a significant part of everything right and good about the original. Otherwise, why the hell remake this film? Just invite all the fans into a small hallway and just beat the shit out of them; you don't have to ruin something beautiful like the real Oldboy.

I suppose a mutual tolerance button is superfluous at this point?

The difference is like how someone ties up the houseline to chat with a friend instead of letting someone else dial emergency services.

I like this show unironically and unapologetically, and I actually liked Crime and Punishment (the book). However, since you do not know me, your statement may stand correct as is.

God, that's awesome. Wait a second, let me check on something…

Pizzeria owner guy

Or the pedo from real life.