I have to show you what is in my pocket! It will make everything better!

Is it a midget?
I bet it's really a midget.

@ Lobsters, the "Aliens" with Paul Reiser does not belong in the "crap" pile.

Jesus, that was epic.

I feel like I don't even know you people anymore.

Perhaps he is experiencing tropical depression from a lack of hurricanes so far this season, the fighting of which gave him an outlet for his rage.

How much fuck hat?

Know who would make an excellent Smaug?
Ian McShane has the voice chops. I know Smaug has already been cast, but I'd like Mr. Jackson to resurrect Deadwood . And Firefly. Man, I miss that show. What were we talking about?

@uni, He is not Maori, but his body does contain two of their gods. You can hear them in his voices.

Not you, @3rd prize. Stupid refresh.

^ Doesn't understand gimmick posters.

Looks like the speculation was about right
D+, pic of Reynolds firing a machine gun. All that's missing is the funny caption, but I guess there's nothing funny about this movie.

Poor Ryan
One of these days he'll play a superhero in a franchise.

lifealert = oldshit

It just felt like a failed attempt to recapture some magic that has been outgrown.

@Shore Patrol, +1 for staying in character.

Look, we can talk about sexism in survival situations later…

At least now we have a better understanding of
Who watches the watchers?

At least now we have a better understanding of
Who watches the watchers?

[kills self, nation shrugs]