As bad as the second one was,
The third Jurassic Park was unforgivable. It had a feeling of deceased loved-one dug up and paraded around town in gender-inappropriate clothing. I'm trying to say it sucked.

I totally forgot about Poseidon. Huh.

Cameos
Will this film feature ironic cameos by Val Kilmer and George Clooney? Fuck Michael Keaton, he owned at the original Bats, so no stupid cameo for him. Give him his dignity. He never would have allowed bat nipples to happen.

^ Then we wouldn't have to talk to each other at all! The files are IN the computer! It's so simple, it's GENIUS!

Honestly, the only reason I get along with my family is we all communicate largely through pop culture references, and the Simpsons started it all for us. The Simpsons was a gateway wellspring of quotable stuff, and frankly I don't know what the hell my parents and siblings would have done without that show.

Aaaaaand here come the rabid Terriers fans.

You misunderstand, fastandsloppy. I've been hurt before, and approve of your stance on this most sacred of issues.

@ Cookie_Monster, GL's origin story involves a clandestine meeting between yellow and blue.

I, for one, appreciate Simpsons references.

No developing nation's bondage products in THIS bedroom. No, sir!

…you'll feel better tomorrow?

More celebrity-bong names!

Hanson and Gwar.

Jane Monheit and T-Pain.

Time is a gift, precious and rare.

Ah
The Fun Bobby Effect. Tragic.

You have to hit up Denny's for that kinda thing.

Sure
Now that he's got that mad Cleveland Show cash to fall back on, he can do whatever he wants.

Damn smoochers.

@EEE, When you get a girlfriend/wife, she'll explain it to you. If you have one and still haven't heard of Joss Stone, you have it good.