C'mon,
they were just jazzed about their hobby.

Yes, you are a piece of shit, probably on some dude's chest. Good job.

Seems like there's a Dr. Feelgood joke in there somewhere. Just slithering below the surface.

So, they're doing a version of Almost Famous?

CAUSE I'M A CLEVELAND STEAMER!
Wait. What?

They smell fear?

Captain America is just trying to make a life in a world not of his making.

Lazy?

Bale as Noah
Who will play the unicorn?

Awesome bewbage.

Look on internet instead

Monogamy: Me Doing Standup

Lord, All Men Can't Be Dogs
Which is a shame, because All Dogs Go to Heaven.

What!?
But they're terrible with music. And movies! LOL herp-a-derp.

Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!

I always thought my penis was a big deal, but never like this.

Navy Seal of approval
This aggression shall stand, man.

Watched it for the first time on a whim the other day. I can't seem to stop thinking about it. Like a dream, nothing substantial about the experience stands out in my mind, but the experience as a whole seems to have affected me.

A quarter of a billion dollars
The source material must be…impressive.

I am debating whether to go to the restroom or just hold it. What should I do, Nias?