You ever read "Spares" by Michael Marshall Smith? This is still not the worst thing I have ever read; "Spares" has a scene that is so vile I cannot recommend it to anyone.

"Friends with medical benefits."

Ah, America
Exporting enough goodwill to keep the USA #1 in the hearts and minds of our foreign friends across the globe.

Ah, America
Exporting enough goodwill to keep the USA #1 in the hearts and minds of our foreign friends across the globe.

Good to hear. I really want to like this movie. It looks like they cared enough to tell a story, rather than eyefuck the audience into submission.

So nice I had to post twi[GUNSHOTTOTHEHEADTHUD…]

First Class
Last of its kind?

First Class
Last of its kind?

I think it was Cup, or something.

I think there may be some validity to this concept, and I wish to know more (everything PH just said).

Aim high, blue guy.

It is a bit much.

FALSE. There is no best album for Coldplay.

…and I'm speechless.

Blah blah blah
blah blah blah Alamo doesn't have a basement blah blah

And teaching each other sexy arts.

That's how they get you. With erections.

[Skips the lube, out of respect]

Both. In turns and together. Repeatedly, until nothing else exists.

[GIVES KNOWING LOOK TO MEMBERS OF BOYZ II MEN WATCHING FROM THE COUCH]