It would be, if this were 1999.

The Mighty enlists Particle Man and Triangle Man who fight Invincible, who was really Mark Wahlberg all along. After a lot of flexing and looking confused/angry, the Mighty and Invincible learn the true power of friendship and establish a dynasty that lasts for a thousand years.

You just said a mouthful! He's here all week, folks!

The Gozarian?

The phrasing implies that the character is paid to ride a motorcycle. Like naked maids, only without the cleaning and the nudity.

Fun with guns

Nun casting suggestion
How about that entire castle of cloistered chicks from Holy Grail? Specifically, recreate that cast with today's hotties. I just want to see a bunch of attractive, dirty-talking women.

Umpteenth Comeback, eh?
Perhaps she should have played Dark Phoenix.

Hulu Hussies
Golding streaming for premium subscribers.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
That's not a threat. That's a muthafucken' promise.

Gold!

Dr. Jim Science? The crazy old man who lives in the -otherwise- abandoned old laboratory at the top of the spooky old mountain?

And a pair of overweight dachsunds.

It's too grainy.

And Blade!

…uh, Story.

Sounds to me like a sticky situation!

@ Panicking, shut up until you learn your place. Pay attention, realize your mistakes, and try to keep up. Welcome aboard!

"We owe it to our kids, and their kids! We're gonna get this thing right!"

You can say that again!