Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

And then going directly to COCK.

And then going directly to COCK.

I have just come across the animated film "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron" on afternoon tv and am pretty much enjoying ripping the shit out of it right now, so I can't exactly debate the core point of this post.

I have just come across the animated film "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron" on afternoon tv and am pretty much enjoying ripping the shit out of it right now, so I can't exactly debate the core point of this post.

I'm not sure: how does one have congress with an astronomical event?

I'm not sure: how does one have congress with an astronomical event?

We have to make it ourselves out of old toilet roll tubes and string.

We have to make it ourselves out of old toilet roll tubes and string.

It's okay, us non-Americans will take over and save you all!

It's okay, us non-Americans will take over and save you all!

Okay, yeah, I was confusing in how I used the terms. Firefly is more 'hard sci-fi' because it's mostly less sci-fi - i.e. a lot of the technology it uses is real or not far away from reality. Farscape could in fact be argued as closer to fantasy, since apart from the wormhole technology most of what it uses is so…

Okay, yeah, I was confusing in how I used the terms. Firefly is more 'hard sci-fi' because it's mostly less sci-fi - i.e. a lot of the technology it uses is real or not far away from reality. Farscape could in fact be argued as closer to fantasy, since apart from the wormhole technology most of what it uses is so…

Actually my favourite role I've seen him in, even though I think of him as Badger, was Manservant Neville in The Middleman. He was just made to play that wonderful level of moustache-twirling-but-genre-savvy cartoon evil.

Actually my favourite role I've seen him in, even though I think of him as Badger, was Manservant Neville in The Middleman. He was just made to play that wonderful level of moustache-twirling-but-genre-savvy cartoon evil.

Yeah, this comments section is going to be a bit interesting, I feel…

Yeah, this comments section is going to be a bit interesting, I feel…

Farscape is great too, but in a totally different way. Firefly is more for me because I just want to be part of that band of misfits. Farscape is conceptually much more hard sci-fi, and therefore much… shinier to look at? But it never caught my heart in the same way. It's still a great show, though, and I have no…

Farscape is great too, but in a totally different way. Firefly is more for me because I just want to be part of that band of misfits. Farscape is conceptually much more hard sci-fi, and therefore much… shinier to look at? But it never caught my heart in the same way. It's still a great show, though, and I have no…