The L.A.P.D. finds that choke holds work well on people freaking out on LSD. No one is better subdued than when they're dead.

After watching that Bob Weir documentary it would seem that you and he have a lot in common.

Rin Tin TIn would like a woof with you.

I understand your contempt but the guys technique is just amazing. I find some of Yes' output off-putting and pretentious but can still enjoy tuning everyone else out and listening to the drums & bass.

Yeah - "Silent Wings" started out as a bass/drum jam & it's pretty awesome. My favorite is Starship Troopers - the bridge is just transcendent.

They're waiting for Blackmore to die because the guy is just too scary.

I don't see how they can go on without him - it's really time to retire the band. It's like The Who without Entwistle…

The Hofner is so iconic but the Rickenbacker is on a lot of the Beatles and Wings recordings.

Chris Squire is a huge influence on my playing. That I even played a Rickenbacker for years was because of him and Geddy Lee. Such a great player for technique and the notes he played. Every time I go slowly down a scale at the end of jam I know I'm just "pulling a Squire". Favorite albums: The Yes Album & Relayer - I…

But you still can't afford a Alpha Romeo? No Sale!

He may be technically great but he does nothing for my soul like a Trower or Gallagher will. Besides, I don't think Eddie ever topped his first album.

I would never voluntarily listen to a Kiss record but I might listen Van Halen's first record for nostalgia reasons.

"It's got what it takes, so tell me why can't this be Bud!" - that Budweiser has not licensed this yet boggles my mind.

I guess it depends on the person - I'm 51 and I still listen to music every night before I go to bed - sometimes for hours. I am also looking for new music all the time whether that is modern (Alabama Shakes) or something I missed in the past (Humble Pie).

Temporary madness = Drunken Blackout.

Giving our children gifts for the Winter Solstice Celebration instead of eating them whole has spoiled them into the misguided youth we see today!

Congratulations! We've hit all the correct talking points for why AB sucks. Now can we move on to what's wrong with the Star Wars prequels?

Didn't Saturn eat his children? This behavior is usually frowned upon in good parenting advice.

That probably means you got the Ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas!

That must be what's happening to all those bankers.