If you like Michael McDonald, you'll love this tribute to him!

and I thought you were going straight to the cookie. Good for you!

Hypnotized is one of my favorite Mac songs that sadly most people are not familiar with. It actually got a lot of airplay in my region in the 70's.

You must hold a Girl Scout under his nose before he will recover enough to eat your bisquit.

Would I be impressed by the bevy of beauties that regularly attend your desires?

Crocodiles do not like placenta!

I'm sorry the correct response is "Naked Lunch."?

Somebody gave me Birkenstocks once and they were pretty comfortable - it took about 3 years for them to deconstruct.

"You mean these mermen get off poking tridents into the rectums of baby seals?!"

Don't feel bad - nobody seems to get what the Earthly Jesus was talking about either.

That's why clear cutting saves lives. Every time I see a bald mountain I think, "Thank God someone is thinking of the children!"

My parents had a TDN greatest hits collection called "Golden Bisquits" which along with my Mom's Creedence albums were my favorites to listen to as a kid. Cosmo's Factory is almost a greatest hits album in itself.

Just because you can't grow facial hair doesn't mean only hipsters do so…

Little known fact: Craig T Nelson is actually a shaved Yeti.

Contrary to popular belief, dinosaurs did not really "listen" to music, they just considered it "the background noise" in their lives.

Being able to enjoy Nitch Music is the sign of a high Midichlorian Count!

It's a tragedy in an industry that is up it's own arse - of course there is going to be a film or doc about it. Meanwhile they continue to ignore the deaths in my own family - though tragic they may be….. Hmmph!

I predict this series will cause kids everywhere to drop their Quidditch brooms and take up Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy!

Only after Snidely Whiplash has tied her to the tracks…

Don't forget Snidely Whiplash!