My favorite review of this book on Amazon

Not showing up is trolling your fans, something only idiots would do.

Yes but sometimes it does take more than one listen to "get" music you are unfamiliar with. That being said, forcing music on anyone is obnoxious.

Hey come on now! It's a glandular condition.

I just had one last week and it was delicious - my wife had one with mushrooms that was inedible though (she assumed the shrooms would be grillled but they were dumped from a can straight on the soon to be soggy burger)

The Bible Belt - "God Forgives but we still hold a grudge 150 years later…"

Ahem… we call those little dogs "Mexican Chicken".

He was probably a Teacher's Pet too!

I have a soft spot for The Cramp's album Stay Sick! - which does not have a bad song on it and would recommend it to the newbie because of it's awesomeness. Just check out any song off it (Bikini Girls with Machine Guns, Mama Oh Pow Pow and a cover of Muleskinner Blues that actually gives the original a run for its…

He's only mad because Frey wrote that song.

Honorary Degree = "Now that you are alumni, how about a donation?"

Kickstarter??

and complaining as usual….

He was a chess champion as a kid so you may be on the nose.

Mr. White would probably approve of your method.

R. Stevie Moore is my lo-fi hero. Seriously.

Sure, Michael had "sleep-overs" with children and everybody is all "ain't that sweet". Uncle Chester does it and everyone gets angry.

Did you keep slowing down until he would almost catch up? 'Cause that shits hilarious!

Thankfully he is free of mouth sores though.

and Jeopardy….