Do you like ducks?

"Whom are You! Whom whom, whom whom?" - The Whom

Just under a billion more years on his contract.

Pat was in 'Nam - he can handle "contestants".

My 25 year old daughter aced that category - I am so proud.

I was mentally going through the preamble looking for a word that meant walk before and then felt like an idiot….

I wondered if Michael had photographic memory because of the way he seemed to mentally being going through filing cabinets to find some answers. I guess even that ability only takes you so far if your young and have not experienced learning a particular category. The Supremes! Hmph!

Harvey Richards - Lawyer for Children would be proud!

I'm a Grandpa (51) and I still seek out new good music (the internet and sites like this help) but thats the rub - I have to actively search. I mostly spend money on filling in the gaps to my record collection though - my last 4 puchases were: Todd Rundgren's Todd, The Beach Boy's Smile, Robin Trower's Long Misty Days…

His daughter (Pastor Melissa Scott) took over on the big board at some point and I used to think she was pretty hot.

No, that's how we stop natural disasters from occurring.

I bet she floats, like wood, 'cause witches are made of wood.

Our local station in Nashville plays a rerun of Jeopardy in the same time slot on Saturday. The Final Jeopardy question (originally aired over a year ago) was also The Godfather.

The only memory I have of watching this show as a kid is my mom complaining when he got hit by a car, "He gets hit by a car every week - he should at least be breaking some bones!"

Same with Elderly Men - they show up with their wisdom and then are cut down, literally. I'm surprised AARP has not made more of a deal about this blatant ageism.

My time as a "Squirrel" there ended when they wanted me to pay thousands for detox therapy. I did not have the money so they started pressuring me to get my parents to pay for it.

If you can't pay, you can do some "volunteer work".

My take on Squirrels are that they are people who infiltrate Scientology to get information. I have been a Squirrel in my life but I was really interested in an ex-girlfriend who became indoctrinated and I just wanted to know why.

No good - your's actually has some merit with that third place ribbon.

I would like to subscribe to your Scientology fan fiction: 50 Shades of Clear.