All his supporters would know it was a conspiracy, "Hillary had him murdered!"

It's like, how much more blacker could this be?

My neighbor was once in a commercial (20 years ago) for the car dealership he owned. He had to join SAG and now gets to vote every year. He's old & racist.

Well she's no stride mother. Or is she? (Still not sure what that means)

He's a Starman!

Wow - I just remembered that show & it was right in my wheelhouse at the time (I was 12).

When you are on the left and high profile there is no good you can try to do that won't be trivialized by accusations:

I keep expecting Trump will have a heart attack and die and then we will be treated with a whole new slew of conspiracies!

Well played Spambot, well played.

Except for Murder Bear, the bear who murders!

If the Future is Now, how come we can't be made into Soylent Green yet?

He entered our lives and then "Poof" - he was gone like a gust of wind.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I can taste the LSD. Where can you get Adrenochrome these days anyways…. thanks Obama!

I'm never so tired then a half hour after I've eaten McDonalds.

Be truthful, was that a Shakespearean gasp or more of a Dostoyevsky groan?

"You know that movie that terrified you and we told you it wasn't real, well here's the board game!"

"It's Jumanji meets Zombies with a Dracula!"

Jim Parsons then?

Scene 1: Oscillating fan.

"President Sandler used to be in movies?"