When you have a grudge any film can be described that way - from Jaws (I've studied sharks for years - they don't act that way) - to Apocalypse Now (I was in Nam, that film is bullshit).

As a middle age white male who likes to take his family on fun trips, I am still upset at the way Chevy Chase's Vacation character portrays me as an idiot who can't get anything right!

An official "Pity Oscar" would be great - it would be nice to see Randy Quaid get recognition for his "off-screen" work over the last couple of years. His acceptance speech would be Golden (Literally if he peed on the audience).

I think it was a mistake for The Postman to skip the batshit crazy last third of the book it was adapted from but I guess that wasn't the story Costner was interested in.

They live for fucking ever…

But he CAN talk to the animals.

Never go full DiCaprio!

I'm still convinced he has to be at least a little retarded after seeing the Gilbert Grape film.

My friend's mom, "Obama has banned Christian crosses from our troops graves!"
Me, "That's not true, I looked it up on Snopes".
My friend's mom, "Snopes is a liberal site that lies".
Me, "We're done here, have a nice life."

She doesn't in the scene they kept but I love that Wilder breaks and they leave it in the film anyways. God I love Madeline Kahn.

"Sure I'm game to being an extra in a movie about the porn industry but if someone is going to go all potty mouth, I'm out of here!"

I tried doing a cover of Buffalo Soldiers in the style of Bing Crosby at a coffee house years ago. I thought it was funny but people were mostly appalled. "Then you wouldn't have to axe me, who the heck do I think I am?"

I've read that the lyrics are about a ship at sea in a storm used as a metaphor for drunken negotiations for sex at a party. Procol Harum are one of the few bands that had a lyricist as a member of the band. Compared to most pop & rock I think Keith Reid writes some pretty good lyrics - your mileage may vary. If your…

"Hey, a light saber!"

Taunt a car and then think you can hide safe in the house? Think again lady!

Is Vera Farmiga on your wife's list or is there some other crazy reason she is not on your list?

His M.O. is to whack people over the head with a full grown steer.

I thought that girl looked white.

Girl getting onstage to dance? Yeah, we'll let that go.

Wish in one hand, shit in another, either way you'll make it!