Upvoted because I began to sing that as soon as I read Sheep's first sentence.

Also sounds like one of my favorite Burrough's descriptions of something smelling like "a fox den in a photo lab".

Shia LaBeouf angrily tweets his own address.

*Toilet flushes - Emmys rain from Heaven*

"Hey guys, what if these madness mountains were actually volcanoes & Cthulhu goes by Xenu just for shits and giggles?"

That's a Richard Matheson story too - He really is great at that "who am I - what's going on" genre that Philip K Dick excelled at also.

It does but they are out of powdered egg whites.

Locked in a Mall surrounded by Zombies - starting to sound better and better all the time..

At least you admitted you did something bad.

Before slavery or after? (asking for a friend)

I know some folks who think he's innocent and project onto him the wholesome image of some of the characters he's played. But when I counter how the guy spent a lot of time at the Playboy Mansion while he was married and how is that "wholesome" - they have no answer…

Tigers are sneaky that way, getting into your home through a sugary cereal purchase is the first step in stalking you.

I like to think that my first purchases I made for myself were in Jr High when I took my birthday money and bought Foreigners first album, Rush's Farewell to Kings & Ted Nugent's Double Live Gonzo. This was formative because I was buying music my parents didn't like (except maybe the Foreigner). But realistically I…

Yeah, now the "Peaches" song by The Stranglers is not about the fruit… (it's about vaginas)..

I remember years ago hearing about the "Arizona Dildo Law" where a resident was limited to owning no more than 10 dildos. The law was put in place to try to get rid of "Sex Stores" but I was sure it was more about getting a "Dildo Crime Division" attached to their local forces.

It's called "The Wall".

You can always do Amway - then your family & friends (no matter how poor) can still be cajoled into worthless investments.

Yeah right.. and movies never make money & my boss can't give me a raise because "we're not making enough revenue" (but he can afford that new Cadillac paid for in cash)

If you saw how excited my wife and daughter were about this (& they have seen every episode multiple times) & then extrapolated that enthusiasm to the general population…. Now if they would just add more Rosanne - that first season is not the worst only because we have the last season to compare it to.

If it's not a musical, I won't see it! Sony, give us our movie "The Sound of Hacking".