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So heave away, Bart…

So heave away, Bart…

Come gather 'round children,
It's high time ye learned,
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.

Come gather 'round children,
It's high time ye learned,
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.

I have never been happier than when Genghis Khan found the aluminium bats.

I have never been happier than when Genghis Khan found the aluminium bats.

You really took that whole "fail to defuse the joke by agreeing my Mom is a whore" thing to its logical conclusion, I'll give you that.

You really took that whole "fail to defuse the joke by agreeing my Mom is a whore" thing to its logical conclusion, I'll give you that.

They should give Daredevil to Nicholas Winding Refn.

They should give Daredevil to Nicholas Winding Refn.

Chris Evans, obviously.

Chris Evans, obviously.

POST-ITS DON'T COME IN ROLLS

POST-ITS DON'T COME IN ROLLS

There's a character in the movie named "Tim Whatley". That's pretty subtle.

There's a character in the movie named "Tim Whatley". That's pretty subtle.

He really is excellent. As long as he keeps basically playing Mr. Collins in everything, I'll be happy.

He really is excellent. As long as he keeps basically playing Mr. Collins in everything, I'll be happy.

Bah, that Jon Snow is a real bastard.