Bah, that Jon Snow is a real bastard.

I think we should wait for the Malcolm Tucker poster to come in here and tell you to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock.

I think we should wait for the Malcolm Tucker poster to come in here and tell you to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock.

The 2nd amendment isn't poorly drafted, it's just not a very wise provision.

The 2nd amendment isn't poorly drafted, it's just not a very wise provision.

Antonia Banderas would make it really unconventional.

Antonia Banderas would make it really unconventional.

We've also seen Mal fail to make any money several times — I get the feeling the part was fairly expensive, and it just got passed over.

We've also seen Mal fail to make any money several times — I get the feeling the part was fairly expensive, and it just got passed over.

The very first comic book I ever read was Captain America #444.

The very first comic book I ever read was Captain America #444.

If her name is Lisa, why is the movie called Margaret?

It was an elevator, Al. He didn't kick the door in.

It was an elevator, Al. He didn't kick the door in.

Yeah, gee…he probably won't be able to do anything visually interesting with that character…

Yeah, gee…he probably won't be able to do anything visually interesting with that character…

Hollis Hurlbut is the greatest name The Simpsons writers ever came up with. Feel free to haul ass or hurl butt.

Hollis Hurlbut is the greatest name The Simpsons writers ever came up with. Feel free to haul ass or hurl butt.

Maybe it wasn't a porno theatre. Maybe he was jerking off during Ice Age: Continental Drift.

Maybe it wasn't a porno theatre. Maybe he was jerking off during Ice Age: Continental Drift.