MOTHERFUCKING LEADS ARE WEAK

MOTHERFUCKING LEADS ARE WEAK

Nah, if Jack Donaghy was Blake, GE would've singlehandedly bankrupted China and put a man on Mars.

Nah, if Jack Donaghy was Blake, GE would've singlehandedly bankrupted China and put a man on Mars.

"I paid for those tits, now push them together like you've got vise grips for hands."

"I paid for those tits, now push them together like you've got vise grips for hands."

How about the creepy Scots cottager? I kept expecting him to go on about the cripplin' arth-i-ritis in his index fingerrrrrrs.

How about the creepy Scots cottager? I kept expecting him to go on about the cripplin' arth-i-ritis in his index fingerrrrrrs.

"Did you…write your symphony………..in the shed?"

"Did you…write your symphony………..in the shed?"

I believe you mean "your point is moo", @avclub-c255c05246a081654a0267cbb725f5a7:disqus …

I believe you mean "your point is moo", @avclub-c255c05246a081654a0267cbb725f5a7:disqus …

John Houseman and Orson Welles do the bitchiest Statler and Waldorf impression you've ever seen.

John Houseman and Orson Welles do the bitchiest Statler and Waldorf impression you've ever seen.

That story about Jimmy Stewart blew my friggin' mind.

That story about Jimmy Stewart blew my friggin' mind.

Why aren't Zoe and Wash next to each other in that photograph?

The first one was reasonably good, but it has a hilarious ending that

The first one was reasonably good, but it has a hilarious ending that

TWBB is about the Republican party — capitalists and religious nuts — and how the former will always win out over the latter.