The Woods are the Cabin.

He's "down-and-going".

Whedon should just start making pornos with good dialogue.

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It's OK. The little pegs stay right in the board when you're playing Sorry!

POMO MOFO

You know that Louis CK bit where he talks about how there is a good way and a bad way to say the word "Jew"?

I've already heard Cobain's great posthumous album.

I've read just about everything Nietzsche ever wrote, but I'm not stupid enough to take moral advice from a syphilitic.

Bit o' raspberry jam, back there, eh boys!?

My favourite part of the final car chase is the fact that the big transport truck doesn't actually tip over and catch on fire (like I'm assuming it was supposed to).

Yeah, sweet Jesus…the chase at the end of The Road Warrior is unbelievable.

He thinks they're going to die the same way that Princess Di did: Car-Pole Tunnel Syndrome.

You Gotta Keep The Iron Monger Way Down In The Hole.

No, it isn't. It's actually about the oft-effeminate MacBi Clan of Caithness.

Yup. They had a big budget to make a Revolutionary War-era movie, and that was what they did with it?

You're straining your eyeballs, lifting that much…

More people should read Jennifer Michael Hecht.

The only Jewish badass I'm interested in is Joab.

…that you "just happen" to listen to all the time?