I'm with you, and really, thank goodness that the show is so unpopular and obscure as to barely be found in syndication or advertisements.

I don't even have a TV; I piece shows together in my mind based on the AV Club reviews and pictures of the actors I've seen online.

Hey, people who run networks: Please stop cramming all your best shows on Thursday. Thanks.

Gotta agree with the Lob-man on this one. I think you guys talk more about Whitney than even your beloved Community, which, you know, shocker!

A thing like that!

Wait, there's a new movie version of "It"? And you're reviewing  it tomorrow? Well, that's the best thing I've heard all day!

Well, *I* think he looks simply adorkable!

I gotta admit, I have a weak spot for his Overwhelmed-Dad-Smells-Poopy-Diaper-While-Discussing-Art-Collection-at-Highbrow-Event face.

Well, that's certainly sensible and helpful advice. I'm starting to see why that book is so popular.

No, no, no. U2 took that song back, remember? Which makes Bono kind of like … John the Baptist? Or possibly Joseph of Arimathea. I forget. But it's definitely someone Biblical, starts with a "J".

States with strong personalities — your Massachusettses, your New Yorks, your Californias and Texases — don't bother with that "tri-state" shit. It's a term used largely by subordinate states that want to be lumped in with their larger, more prosperous neighbors — your New Jerseys, your Indianas, your Connecticuts.

I thought it was "Just My Luck"!

Well, that would certainly save a lot of travel time.

Here's my ranking of things AV Clubbers love to rank:
Radiohead albums
Pixar movies
Wilco albums
The films of Ethan and Joel Coen
The literature of Stephen King
NBC's Thursday Nite Lineup
The famous tits of certain young actresses
The sequels to the era's great superhero moving pictures
Beer preferences (largely regionally…

Oops! I meant to write "hilariously"

We're getting uncomfortably close to "Hank William Jr" territory here …

Yeah, me too! I want a … wait, what? Never mind.

I tell ya, these two leads have about as much chemistry as Hitler and Netanyahu!

Looks like those clowns at the AV Club have done it again! What a bunch of clowns!

Hey come on, he was better than just okay — he was downright Good!