Because L-Hubb's empire is "legally" a religion, it doesn't have to disclose its financial records.

Thanks to modern technology, some of us read O'Nealswire WHILE we cry in the bathroom!

I'm definitely getting an Ernest vibe at this point … Machete Goes to Camp, Machete Scared Stupid, Machete Needs a Kidney

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus Which is why Joss Whedon was the first director to be able to bring the Hulk so vividly to life on the big screen.

@avclub-043a5755513643c7f4a9cd35380ec33e:disqus I believe that was from the short-lived The Animated Adventures of Ted Koppel and Team Nightline! in which the Tedster and his coterie of animated sidekicks would solve crimes and crack wise a la Hulk Hogan's Rock n Wrestling, while also performing some pretty top-notch…

*throws vegetables at The Quirk*

What, you mean yet another actor has eagerly signed onto the payroll of the world's first film megafranchise with the near-guarantee of probably exponential residual income to support his or her family for the next generation, at minimum? No fuckin' way!!

Oh man, I remember the time I went full douche on Craig J. Clark. That was the most — hang on, what are we talking about here exactly

Oh, but a response is so much more personal and polite. I can only speak for myself, but personally, I find your attitude and your honesty refreshing, and I'm sure that … heyyyy, waaait a minute! You're not a bully! You're not a bully at all! *maces raging bully*

Oh, but a response is so much more personal and polite. I can only speak for myself, but personally, I find your attitude and your honesty refreshing, and I'm sure that … heyyyy, waaait a minute! You're not a bully! You're not a bully at all! *maces raging bully*

"I must admit, that movie scared the shit out of me! Luckily, I was sitting on my toilet at the time. Now then, can I tempt any of you with some of my famous chocolate sformato?"

"I must admit, that movie scared the shit out of me! Luckily, I was sitting on my toilet at the time. Now then, can I tempt any of you with some of my famous chocolate sformato?"

Liked for the nipples.

Liked for the nipples.

**tries to impress Sweet Clam; accidentally sets fire to self and falls down six flights of stairs**

**tries to impress Sweet Clam; accidentally sets fire to self and falls down six flights of stairs**

aw, shoot, that's just what pa woulda said 
*sniffs*

aw, shoot, that's just what pa woulda said 
*sniffs*

Hoof, I was pretty far off with all my '90s bigtalk. Most of the gerund movies I was thinking of were from the double-aughts: Finding Forrestor, 2000, Saving Silverman, 2001, and Forgetting Sarah Apatow, which was … 2008? That doesn't seem right,.

Hoof, I was pretty far off with all my '90s bigtalk. Most of the gerund movies I was thinking of were from the double-aughts: Finding Forrestor, 2000, Saving Silverman, 2001, and Forgetting Sarah Apatow, which was … 2008? That doesn't seem right,.