They already made a movie out of Oregon Trail. It was called Brokeback Mountain.

Well, hopefully she at least had sense enough to join the late-night orgy.

"the Facebook game in which your parents sit immobile for hours, competing to see how much of their cursed time left on earth they can kill by looking after pretend cows" … NAILED it. Get this man a Pulitzer already.

I like Buchanan's style: Get elected, let a Civil War happen.

You know, 16 bucks a month for unlimited streaming and at least 1 DVD rental per week is still a pretty good deal.

I made an artistic arrangement of orange peels and apple cores in my compost bin expressing my basic indifference to the show. You should check it out before it snows.

No, no, you got it all wrong. Qwikster is Hulu's streaming service, not Netflix's.

To be fair, I have heard that Mr. Liepzman has some difficulty getting laid. So of course he's going to be a little uptight.

Since when has that stopped them from reviewing something?

And what else might we learn from Whitney's blog, good sir?

You're both right!

I watched the first 10 minutes. It wasn't offensively bad, just … boring. There weren't really any jokes, just people bantering in a way that the writers I guess assume is witty, but is just sorta ho-hum. (Meanwhile the laugh track is roaring the whole time.) Reminds me a lot of Friends, really.

Don't forget Steve Carell as Edgar Rice Burroughs!

Huh. What I would've got from that story is a) you have good taste and b) you married a seven-year-old!

I live about 15 minutes from where he died in San Diego, California. You've never SEEN so much whimsy!

Yeah … because this sort of thing would never happen in any other state. No sirree. The other 49, they all totally have their shit together!

Done and done.

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Finally, a blogger who's not afraid to go there!

Honest to dog blog?