This is kinda fucked up. I had a dream last night that my dog from childhood was not only still alive, but an avid blogger as well.

Smiley Face was pretty lame, but damn if she didn't have some fucking laugh-out-loud moments in it. She's funny, all right … but I'm sick of the line that she somehow shouldn't be held accountable for her piss poor choices.

was kinda surprised that Rabin is STILL touting out the old "poor Anna Faris" line. I;d really thought that we, as a nation, had moved on from that.

I respectfully disagree!

They seem to be telling us something …

We can only hope so. In a legal sense.

It's really true, though. I mean, nobody's rushing to make movies about what happened *after* the Emperor died, right? That's because everything went to shit. That's what they're not TELLING you, man. No, everyone wants to focus on those glory days, when the Emperor was still alive, when there was HOPE, man …

Bad Horse: Your comment made George Lucas snort apple juice through his nose, so hilarious did he find it.

I got drunk and passed out in my car.

And why is he obviously drunk, clearly needing to support himself on … that, er, wall … he's holding … on to?

I'll give you bleak and depressing, but there's not really anything weird about 'em.

"It's a soap opera, except it's innovative because the costumes and set design are really authentic, and in the sixties, everyone drank way too much and smoked cigarettes all the time and cheated on their wives"

"Too many people"? Ehh? Ehhhhh??

You think Zack Snyder's gonna denounce the only reason he's still getting work?

It's actually the premise for roughly 86% of all television series.

Yeah, "Gilbert Gottfried sits by the phone, waiting for the call that will not come" pretty much describes the last 30 years of Gilbert Gottfried's career.

There's actually another running theme in Fountains Of Wayne's work
It all sucks.

Paymer should be the Office's new elderly, wacky gay neighbor.

Any a'yous guys consider the fact that MAYBE Spader put on weight DELIBERATELY and that he now looks exactly as a typically doughy, self-satisfied American CEO should? Huhh?

Hey, you leave the BTO outta this!