Man, if you think all gay guys are muscleheads you should check out the bars in Palm Springs.

I don't think many East Timorians would quite agree with that rosy assessment of Indonesian peacefulness

He's always been pretty ubiquitous
and he's been playing ubercreepy villains since at least Sleepers, probably before that too

When you have an action-heavy concept like this, and even the trailers are boring, you know you got trouble.

He needs a Wookiee to humanize him.

As I recall, most reviews were lukewarm at best. Ebert's rave was mostly a reaction/counterpoint to that. But then again, that guy's nuts!

"Well developed"?? Oh baby, that's hot!

Yeah, he could at least have called you a "lady of the night". You'd expect a bit more class from a guy in a tuxedo

Any actor who was ever in "Full House".

Nicely done, Mr. Snowman.

Not sure if this is technically fiction or maybe documentary, but
the "Big Wet Asses" series would be my choice I guess.

I dunno, this movie seems a bit raunchy for my tastes.

What interest would the Wisconsin Grocers Association possibly have in a gay porno script?

Well, thank heavens this didn't happen in Boston
You'd be looking at a city-wide shutdown, then.

did someone say fucking?

The story goes that Altman would get a lunchtime BJ every day at the local Kansas City brothel, during his early career making industrial films. So you'd have to pretty good at it for him to waste his time with ya, as he was no doubt something of a connoisseur.

I love this feature too. I don't often comment on it, but I always read the fuck out of it.

9. Someone farts loudly, laughter, freezeframe, roll credits

that thar's funny

"while I feel my ass spread out under me"? Must … resist … urge … to … make … extraordinarily … perverted … comment