My first thought was that Kim Basinger's facial hair makes her look like Bob Dylan.

But Miller, would you tell Peter Bogdanovich his movie was too long?

That brief list you've presented doesn't really justify the claim of "zillions" there, Leonard. And LA Plays Itself isn't even available on DVD.

Actually, I believe that's the name of the next George Romero film.

Hey, it's just Netflix's job to ship it. Don't blame that fine organization for your questionable taste in movies!

To this day, I've never once been hit by a barrel thrown by a giant ape. That's 'cuz of my video game learnin'!

Yes, but will it get people talking??

Lindsey Lohan's Harry Potter SNL sketch is an all-time classic. But not because of her comedic timing.

I think they should do a whole album of Unforgivens. The Unforgiven 4 through The Unforgiven 14. Fuck this video game bullshit and get on it, assholes!

The source of contention here, I believe, arose from the sheer douchnozzlitude with which Dr. M's original claim — valid though it may be — was made.

I'm not really defending him, so much as marveling at his charmed career. It is pretty crazy that Seth Rogen is the world's current A-list comedy movie star, isn't it? He's very likable, but come on!

I know a little German …

He co-starred in two of the biggest comedy hits of the past few years, 40 Year Old Virgin and Superbad (which he also co-wrote). He was the lead in 2007's biggest comedy hit, Knocked Up. Each of these three movies made an enormous profit and was so popular as to be a borderline cultural phenomenon. It's not hard to…

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This was great, thanks David. This takes me back. Vedder really did have a pretty raw rock voice back in the day.

O'Neal, I could kiss you
Thank you for mentioning Top Secret, my favorite Zucker comedy.

"Why do [I] … always … barf … after … excreting streams … in … Peter Cornwell['s] … mother['s] … Virginia[?]" — THE ONION'S KEITH PHIPPS

I, for one, don't know WHAT you're all so upset about!

This thread is for the birds!

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I don't know why they got rid of it in the first place.

Ain't No Party Like a Pull Quote Party
"[C]overed in … whiskey … [a] bug-eyed … Nicolas Cage … comes [on] … everyone around him … like a madman … str[o]king … a handful … of … little nuts. … Isn't it cheating to cast Nicolas Cage … as a man[?] … What … a weirdo. "