It's just some stupid buzz catch-phrase invented by Maxim or FHM or another of those ridiculous magazines that try waaay too hard to be macho. It's like the movie version of Rudd's and Rogen's retarded "you know how I know your gay" conversation from 40-y-o Virgin.

Actually, they are the exact opposite of that.

With my filthy mind, I would have one fantastic time on that planet.

People, PLEASE target your ire properly!

Why are you all ignoring Guy Who Points Things Out's zinger? That's A+ material!

Weird … Nathan's comment with its random quotations and sudden shifts in subject matter reminded me of an mbs comment. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I can't believe I have to say this, but National Lampoon's Dad's Week Off?

"[H]ealthy … red … John Wayne … becom[es] … [oral]ly fixated on … camel-humper[s]. … And that's just for starters."

"Much like .. Three['s] Co[mpany], [A] … wizard … gets … to shove … his … pulpy … vein … into … Andy Rooney"

The Collected Works of Peter North
No one is truly an adult until they have experienced the magic and insight of the North Pole series. Especially volumes 1-7, 11, and 16.

Wow Andy Capp, and here I was under the impression that you spent all night at the bar and all day passed out on the couch! That Smythe asshole has got you all wrong.

Yeah who wants to get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to star in a movie where you get to be a teenager again and get fawned over by dozens of horny hot young women?

Jim Belushi?

I make the ladies scary hot in their girl places

With any luck, away from your computer is where you'll stay! Hopefully the Internet can survive with one fewer Alan Moore fanboy.

Brian Regan is awesome. His act isn't quite what it once was, but he still rocks the house.

Good entry
At first when I saw that you were writing about the commentary track I was all like wwhhhhuhhhhhh?? But after I read it I was all Aaaaahhhhhhh.

Yeah Death Proof was the first time I was bored during a Tarantino movie. That last chase is pretty fuckin' killer though.

Oh sure, just because they're robots, it's okay if they get raped then, huh?

They should do more CNDB articles, then. This was hilarious.