Alex Trebek's time-wasting blathering takes me from zero to homicidal more quickly than anything. I scream at Jeopardy the way some people scream at sports.

I always viewed Leslie as the woman I would like to be and Liz as the woman that I actually am—two different characters who fill two different functions. But considering I have been known to fall asleep with food in my bed I don't know if there is another character who I will ever empathize with as much as with Liz.

Now the real question is what color the platonic form of the dress is.

And yet it is not a dress but only a representation of a dress, and therefore can be blue and black AND white and gold (but for real it's white and gold).

I can understand how people see blue but black???? Black???? Where the fuck are people getting that shit from?

Fun story time: I was sexually assaulted my first year of college; I tried to report it to my counselor shortly after it happened and was told that I shouldn't have led the guy on if I didn't want to sleep with him (which perpetually anxious eighteen-year-old me took as fact). I ended up trying to kill myself and…

I don't have any advice for you but I do empathize with this post a lot and probably could have written it myself at some point or another (Iron Bull…swoon). The advice I've always seen is to go to one of those BDSM mixer things but I feel like that would be a really deeply uncomfortable experience as a newbie—the…

It's not that "guys are way more into sex," it's that a lot of women (especially young women) feel ashamed of going out and asking for casual sex because of a lifetime of being bombarded with messages telling them not to be a whore.

She brought such a nice warmth to Tara that helped the character avoid veering into uncomfortably awkward territory and instead made her more kind and gentle. Tara is the character who I have grown to appreciate the most when watching the show as an adult rather than a pre-teen—I especially appreciate how she was…

I love cigarettes. Smoking is something that gives me joy. And I don't eat red meat so I feel like it's an okay tradeoff.

I've been smoking since I was 15 and I've made myself the promise that I'm going to quit smoking once I graduate college, which is in about a year. It's like, no shit, smoking is bad for me? Who knew.

Nothing makes me want to continue smoking more than unsolicited advice from people telling me to stop. That and the nicotine cravings.

I am very much the same way and I gave up on the Divergent series halfway through the second book. I thought that the first book was terrible but at least terrible in a coherent way, like I could see that there was an attempt at a plot and cliche character moments and all that stuff. But book 2 was so godawfully…

There's quite a bit of overlap in what the Hunger Games districts produce, though—like District 13 got axed, but they were a producer of weapons, and there are other districts that produce weapons as well (I think District 2? My THG knowledge doesn't run THAT deep). District 12 is the only other district to get…

When I was a kid I had a cat named Dinah because of Alice in Wonderland. Shame on these ignorant contestants.

I often get angry at Trebek (usually when he corrects someone's passable French accent…I GET IT, TREBEK, YOU'RE CANADIAN) but when he wastes time is when I truly wish for my ideal super power, which is the ability to reach through the television and smack people on Jeopardy.

What an amazingly bad game. Any time there's more than five clues left over when the round finishes is a travesty.

Want gay zombies? Go watch In the Flesh. (Seriously, everybody should watch In The Flesh. Who knew gay zombies could make me cry so much.)

Blaine is the worst written character on a show full of terribly written characters—the blandest, most vapid form of wish fulfillment for Kurt who never developed any personality beyond "gay, Cool Dude, gets angry sometimes apparently." Karofsky is a cliche but at least there is some base level cohesion in terms of…

I haven't watched Glee since I finally gave up after season 3, but I still know that Karofsky is too good for Blaine.