Mine was Willenium by Will Smith, which I find simultaneously amazing and horrifying.

I have not seen The Rocketeer though now I kind of want to.

I think the Cap movies have some of the best character work out of all the Marvel films, which is probably why I respond to them so well (Iron Man probably has good character work too, but since I can't stand Tony Stark, that doesn't do much for me). Even with all the period elements making things tricky, Peggy really…

I am so UNREASONABLY ready for this and knowing that it's not a S.H.I.E.L.D.-level borefest is so encouraging. The Captain America films are probably my favorite of all the Marvel franchises (even the first one, which apparently a lot of people hated) and Hayley Atwell is just too damn charming. She was even good in…

I saw this as a kid and was so terrified that I can't bring myself to watch it again. I cried whenever I saw the plant outside my window for the next three months or so.

I actually did have a recurring nightmare as a kid about being trapped in a museum while all of the paintings came to life and tried to murder me. I got to revisit those emotions when I tried to watch the first movie and nearly had a panic attack, which I suppose is an apt punishment for attempting to watch Night at…

I love Homestar so much, but I might hate the Vlog Brothers even more. THIS IS A CONUNDRUM.

There are so many things about the Harry Potter universe that are unfeasible and drive me up the wall now that I am an adult. Hogwarts graduates 40 people (or less!) a year—how are there possibly enough people in the workforce to maintain the entire Ministry of Magic, let alone all of the other wizarding professions?…

*runs away sobbing, wrapped in Gryffindor scarf*

FALSE, J.K. Rowling herself has stated that there is no such thing as wizard college. This program is an INAUTHENTIC LIE. The no college thing is another reason why I would have loved to have been a witch, because finishing school at age 17 would have been pretty awesome.

I mean like…just because they didn't necessarily set out to insult a woman with gendered profanity doesn't mean they didn't do it. It's not disingenuous to say what actually happened: he used gendered profanity to insult a woman regardless of whether or not he realized it. Like I said, that's an indication of why you…

I mean, that's probably a reason you just generally shouldn't use gendered euphemisms as insults. It's not "making it up" to say that this person literally called a woman a vagina because they didn't like what she had to say.

Ah, calling a woman a "twat" because you don't like her opinion. Lovely.

This seems as good a place as any to link to one of my all time favorite Youtube videos, which is the 3 hour recreation of Titanic that somebody made in The Sims 2: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My Sims strategy is always exactly the same. I make a female Sim and marry her to the least offensive looking randomly-generated dude I can find. They then birth out six children so I can pick my favorite of the lot to continue to familial legacy and send the rest off to military school. When I get bored, the husband…

I don't know who I hated more, Krissy or Adam. Someone needs to teach those children not to be such TIME-WASTERS.

I love Guremike too. I don't know what it is about Japanese cats that makes them look so unusually huggable.

I think there has to be, though I have to admit that *SPOILER FOR WISE MAN'S FEAR* the 75 page sex romp with the goddess or whatever in the second book made me want to gouge my eyes out.

Grumpy Cat legitimately gives me anxiety because all I can think about how the cat is constantly carted around and put in situations that are stressful for cats and it makes me sad for the animal. The ultimate example of how internet cat stardom should function is Maru. Maru does not go out on tours or encounter his…

This reads like a sanitized version of @dril: https://twitter.com/dril/st…