That ain't gonna happen my friend, as Bob Benson will not let another smarmy account guy 'screw with his future'.  Bob Benson is well on his way to the top job, my friend!

Shiver me timbers, my friends!

Do you think heaven's little light gonna shine on her, my friend?

This person was probably not even born when Kurt Cobain took to the gun he swore he did not have, my friend.  Props to the Sub Pop people for trying to be gracious about it.

So Virginia Tech has no love for Collective Soul then, my friends?

Top marks for objectivity, my rich and tanned friend!

Why buy a car when you can buy heroin, my friend?

Well, it must be fun experiencing something that is comparable to "drinking 100 bottles of whiskey while someone licks your tits", my friend, so I don't blame her for participating in this shitty remake, my friend!

Partying like it's 1999, but obviously not in a good way, my friends!~

Your comment would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragically true, my friend!

Indeed! Chocolate cancer and hotdog-flavored AIDS for all successful Dursties, my good friend!

Heaven knows he's miserable now, my friend!

So, you think Morrissey had a beef with those who eat beef, my friend?

or jerking off backstage, my friend.

Well fuck indeed, my friend!

Money from the internet, my friend?

Whiny, emaciated hipsters love cats, my friend!

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus Vegan humble pie, my friend.

I would pay good money to listen to Morrissey rant vitriolically for two hours about the Royal Baby and disparage the British Royal Family, but alas, it is not meant to be, my friend.

You Americanos have never bothered taking over our continent, my friend.  You give just give copious amounts of military assistance to compliant military puppets to do your bidding and they "disappear" anyone who disagrees with them or yourselves, my friend.